Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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