I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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