I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I think i got beer on your cat.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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