Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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