I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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