He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Randomize