In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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