I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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