It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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