Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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