Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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