some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
ok first of all what the fuck
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