are you so shy because you have an std?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Randomize