Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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