I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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