Are we in a gay sports bar?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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