So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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