Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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