when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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