maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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