Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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