I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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