i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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