This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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