yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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