I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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