At least make sure they are 18
Why
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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