what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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