Duck Duck Cougar?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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