i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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