I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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