I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
