its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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