his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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