the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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