So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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