So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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