Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
