Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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