Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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