Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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