now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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