I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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