i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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