i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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