were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
areolas are like halos for boobs.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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