yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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