Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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