margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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