You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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