if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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