who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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