i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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