...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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